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Arts & Humanities ----------------------[None Selected]---------------------- Media Studies B.A. Television Studies B.A. News Studies B.A. History of Art B.A. Applied History B.A. Ancient Geography B.A. Scottish Geography B.A. Geography of French B.A. Historical Geography B.A. Theoretical Theology B.A. Religious Indoctrination B.A. Applied Theology B.Sc. Modern Poetry B.A. Modern Pornography B.A. Karaoke B.A. Pop Culture B.A. Drama & Overacting B.A.
English & Other Languages ----------------------[None Selected]---------------------- English B.A. 16th Century English B.A. Spoken English B.A. English Grammar B.A. Spelling B.A. Pidgin English B.A. German B.A. Brazilian B.A. Canadian B.A. Dutch B.A. Double Dutch B.A. Tourist Spanish B.A. Tourist Italian B.A. Geordie B.A. Scouse B.A. Brail B.A.
Science & Engineering ----------------------[None Selected]---------------------- Physics B.Sc. Astrophysics B.Sc. Geophysics B.Sc. Colour Chemistry B.Sc. Numerical Poetry M.Sc. Statistical Manipulation B.Sc. Food Science B.Sc. Applied Zoology B.Sc. Reproductive Biology B.Sc. Theoretical Horticulture M.Sc. Civil Engineering B.Eng. Genetic Engineering B.Eng. Social Engineering B.Eng. Auto-mechanical Engineering B.Eng. Shipbuilding M.Sc. Rocket Science B.Sc.
Pseudo-Sciences ----------------------[None Selected]---------------------- Sociology B.A. Psychology B.A. Astrology B.A. Applied Psychokinetics B.A. Unnatural Sciences B.A. Geography B.Sc. Spoon Bending B.A. Scientology B.A. Christian Science B.Sc. Diploma in Crystal Healing Diploma in Chakra Balancing
Medicine ----------------------[None Selected]---------------------- Dentistry B.Sc. Brain Surgery M.Sc. Genetic Engineering M.Sc. Aromatherapy B.Sc. Diploma in Alternative Medicine Applied Narcotics B.Sc. Health & Efficiency B.Sc. Plastic Surgery B.Sc. Diploma in Gender Reassignment Diploma in Trichology
Sport ----------------------[None Selected]---------------------- Running B.A. Jumping B.A. Running & Jumping (Combined) B.A. Ball Games B.A. Sports Science B.Sc. Exercise Science B.Sc. Leisure Management B.A. Sports Technology M.Sc. History of Sport B.A. Psychology & Golf B.A. Diploma in Cycling Profiency
Business ----------------------[None Selected]---------------------- Master of Business Administration Diploma in Business Studies Business & Economics B.A. Retail Management B.A. Applied Retailing B.Sc. Diploma in Operational Retailing Accounting B.A. Creative Accounting B.A. Business Acronyms B.A. Business Management B.A. Business Mismanagement B.A. Decision-making (Ruthless)B.A. Indecision B.A. Down-sizing B.A. Value Erosion B.A. Risk Aversion B.A. Corporate Bollocks B.A. Lying (Bare-faced) B.A.
Vocational Certificates ----------------------[None Selected]---------------------- NVQ in Hairdressing NVQ in Manicure NVQ in Plumbing NVQ in Carpentry NVQ in Plastering Catering HND NVQ in Gardening NVQ in Uphill Gardening NVQ in Nannying Clowning HND Football Management HND NVQ in Gameshow Hosting NVQ in Newsreading (Radio & Television) NVQ in Vagrancy NVQ in Benefit Fraud
Combined Honours - For Combined degrees select one from each of 'Subject A' and 'Subject B' below:
--------[Subject A]-------- Mathematics Physics Chemistry Biology Botany Geography Geology Gynaecology Genetics Economics English Sports Science Textiles Computing Land Management
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--------[Subject B]-------- Theology Philosophy German French Italian Dutch History Urban Geography Electronics Information Technology Politics Agriculture Art Music Drama Histrionics Graphic Design Photography Terrorism Studies Aromatherapy Dentistry Plagiarism
Degree Classification - Select the degree class you require. (NB: Not relevant for M.Sc. or Diploma courses)
--[Degree Class]-- First Class - I (B.A./B.Sc only) Upper Second - II(i) (B.A./B.Sc only) Lower Second - II(ii) (B.A./B.Sc only) Third Class - III (B.A./B.Sc only) Pass
Establishment - Select a College/University.(Unless one has been selected already)
--[Establishment]-- Fulchester University Milton Keynes University Colchester University Lymeswold University Ballamory University Wabznasm University University of Hardknox University of Lyfe Rutland University University of Suburbia University of The Maldives University of Germany Foreign University University of Oxbridge - St.Hubbins College University of Oxbridge - Olde College University of Oxbridge - Marcus & Spencius College University of Oxbridge - Nissan College Didcot Centre of Educational Excellence University of Yorkshire at Heckmondwyke North Brent College of Further Education University of the M4 Chigley Institute of Technology Trumpton University University of Business Central Oxford City School of Business Londonderry School of Economics The Perrin Institute for Science, Medicine & the Arts Suki Bapswent Centre for Medical Research Royal College of Mouth Research
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